I sincerly hope this is is something Denton put you up to.

Seamless Made Fun of My Dead Cat and Now It's Merging with GrubHub

Caity Weaver

It's not a death sentence if you jump in front of a bus. :P

Thief Snatches Woman's Phone, Gets Run Over by the Bus to Karma City

Neetzan Zimmerman

I do believe I read that very article just a couple of days ago. :)

Rand Paul Believes Nefarious Make-Believe IRS Memo Must Be Revealed

Max Rivlin-Nadler

Dear North Korea,

North Korea Fires More Missilies into Sea, Could Be Testing New Rocket

Max Rivlin-Nadler

Which organizations are losing their nonprofit status? Linky please.

Rand Paul Believes Nefarious Make-Believe IRS Memo Must Be Revealed

Max Rivlin-Nadler

Sen. Paul is starting (I know, debatable) down the road of the UFO/conspiracy nut - basically basing his positions on the wobbly logic of "I have seen no evidence of this, therefore there must be evidence of this out there somewhere (and the gub'mint is hiding it)!".

Rand Paul Believes Nefarious Make-Believe IRS Memo Must Be Revealed

Max Rivlin-Nadler